((Not Enough Inspiration for Usual Witty Title))
Someday I will move out of my brother's basement and when that day comes, these are the things I will be looking for in my future living space:
1) Cellphone reception in all parts of the house/apartement so I don't have to bolt from whatever I'm doing everything the phone rings.
2) At least once in a blue moon, whomever I am sharing the space with will actually clean the bathroom. And, related to that, when I clean the bathroom from top to bottom, including scrubbing the goddamn walls, they notice and comment.
4) Roommates who don't dump all of your dry/partially dried clothes from the dryer into a laundry bakset and then throw all the wet stuff from the washer on top it.
Fuck! Just when you think your day couldn't get any bloody worse.... Now, instead of going to bed and getting some sleep before going back to school tommorow, I will stay up until my idiot roommate's laundry finishes so I can my stuff back in the dryer so that I actually have pants to wear tommorow. I mean, not only do I suspect that it would make a poor first impression on the new profs, but I'm guessing the U of A has a 'clothing non-optional' rule somewhere on the books.
That being said, I had a lovely Christmas vacation with many good things that happened. Pity that I can't remember any of them because the past few days have sucked so badly. Somedays I find it very difficult not to loathe and despise my life with every fiber of my being...
Someday I will move out of my brother's basement and when that day comes, these are the things I will be looking for in my future living space:
1) Cellphone reception in all parts of the house/apartement so I don't have to bolt from whatever I'm doing everything the phone rings.
2) At least once in a blue moon, whomever I am sharing the space with will actually clean the bathroom. And, related to that, when I clean the bathroom from top to bottom, including scrubbing the goddamn walls, they notice and comment.
4) Roommates who don't dump all of your dry/partially dried clothes from the dryer into a laundry bakset and then throw all the wet stuff from the washer on top it.
Fuck! Just when you think your day couldn't get any bloody worse.... Now, instead of going to bed and getting some sleep before going back to school tommorow, I will stay up until my idiot roommate's laundry finishes so I can my stuff back in the dryer so that I actually have pants to wear tommorow. I mean, not only do I suspect that it would make a poor first impression on the new profs, but I'm guessing the U of A has a 'clothing non-optional' rule somewhere on the books.
That being said, I had a lovely Christmas vacation with many good things that happened. Pity that I can't remember any of them because the past few days have sucked so badly. Somedays I find it very difficult not to loathe and despise my life with every fiber of my being...
1) Cellphone reception in all parts of the house/apartement so I don't have to bolt from whatever I'm doing everything the phone rings.
2) At least once in a blue moon, whomever I am sharing the space with will actually clean the bathroom. And, related to that, when I clean the bathroom from top to bottom, including scrubbing the goddamn walls, they notice and comment.
4) Roommates who don't dump all of your dry/partially dried clothes from the dryer into a laundry bakset and then throw all the wet stuff from the washer on top it.
Fuck! Just when you think your day couldn't get any bloody worse.... Now, instead of going to bed and getting some sleep before going back to school tommorow, I will stay up until my idiot roommate's laundry finishes so I can my stuff back in the dryer so that I actually have pants to wear tommorow. I mean, not only do I suspect that it would make a poor first impression on the new profs, but I'm guessing the U of A has a 'clothing non-optional' rule somewhere on the books.
That being said, I had a lovely Christmas vacation with many good things that happened. Pity that I can't remember any of them because the past few days have sucked so badly. Somedays I find it very difficult not to loathe and despise my life with every fiber of my being...

4 Comments:
At 9:12 AM, Starlin' said…
You know, the only complaint I have about your boyfriended status is that now you have to run away from it all with /him/, not me.
Sigh...
At 11:03 PM, Fox said…
If I were your prof, I wouldn't enforce any sort of clothing regulations on you. You could come to my classes naked. *nods*
At 11:20 PM, Anonymous said…
Another frighteningly apt quote. You do a good job of finding them...
At 6:59 PM, Anonymous said…
Have you heard about the clothing optional Buffy Marathon?
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