Ways To Wake Yourself Up In The Morning
After applying tiger balm liberally to your quite ailing knee and washing your hands to remove it (you aren't stupid afterall!), go to the bathroom and put in your contact lenses. Come on, I dare you....
Isn't it funny how something like menthol sticks to your pores. I know I'm laughing.
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Ouch.
Laughing til there's tears in your eyes, no doubt.
On the same note, do not remove contact lenses immediately after eating screaming hot chicken wings.
kinda like Napalm, eh?
Quinn
OW.
Similarly, do not put your contacts in right after chopping jalapenos. It does not matter how many times you have washed your hands, you will still be the "before" in a particularly graphic Visine ad.
That sounds painful. Also, a note, Pixie dear:
Putting that picture in your profile and saing your location is Alberta, Canada is rather cruel and ironic. I appreciate it.
James
(married, kids. Not married kids. Not for a long, long time)
Fortunately or unfortunately, depending on how you happen to be looking at it, I can't see the apparently eye catching pic in question. That said, though, oh my ow. Even if you're into the whole pain thing there has got to be better methods.
- James (not married, no kids, no married kids... ah hell, call me Bob)
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