An Amusing Story - as told by your resident Pixie

So, I had just gotten out the shower and was in the bathroom upstairs doing my hair for Fade. Now before you start freaking out that I'm getting ready this early for Fade, the hair has to be put up while it's still wet or the bun won't hold properly. Anyway, I was in the middle of pinning my bun when I heard the most horrible sound. A sort of scrapping sound like the side of the house was falling apart. A little worried, I went over to the window to see what was going on. Outside was a large tree with gangly branches. I assumed that it was the branches scrapping against the side of the house, decided to ignore it, and headed back to the bathroom. The noise continued, and believe me, it was pretty terrible. As I was putting the noose around the bun, I decided this was just sounding bad, and went for another look. Still seeing nothing over than the tree I decided to find another window to look out. The next window I looked out provided a new outlook, including the ability to see the two men on the roof next door ripping off shingles.

Hmm, guess it wasn't a tree afterall...